Tuesday Headlines

Whoa, this is hard b/c I haven't been following the news that closely this week. I have noticed a few things...

British sailors "apologize" for entering Iranian waters...

This just shows how week the west is. The confessed after five days of torture. To get a confession we needed five years

I was going to say "what's the over under on how long before the USA gets blamed for this?" but it happened before Tuesday :(

French train breaks world speed record!

Apparently they were inspired by the Star Wars lore that you could retreat in less than 12 parsecs

The Cubs have been picked to win the National League Central (rim shot!)