Tuesday Headlines!

I had a good open mic last night. Got offered a teaching job in LA, which sounds kinda cool to me. Lots of things going on in the news...
This weekend, Hugo Chavez said capitalism is the road to hell

To which Republicans replied, "It was probably built by unions."

To which Democrats replied, "Before that road ends we need to insert a toll fee."

To which Libertarians replied, "And people think We're crazy!?"

Al Gore has a TV station (it's true!) called Current TV. He is going to expand it to 10 million homes world wide and said "I think this will help save democracy."

No one is more qualified to say this, because, as we all know, Al Gore invented Democracy

It's ironic that it is called Current TV, but they still cover the 2000 election.

This is not really a joke, but Viacom is suing You Tube (owned by Google) for 1 billion dollars over copyright stuff. I am tickled by the idea of the CEO of google writing a check to all those millionaire starving artists. I hope he would do it sarcastically, like Steve Martin in "The Jerk".