Tuesday night headlines

My show is tomorrow! Wish me luck. Here are some recent headlines....

If Hilary Clinton wins the presidency, President Bill Clinton may be appointed to her vacant senate seat...

Former president Clinton is enthusiastic about introducing the interns to a new Bill (hey-yo!)

Myspace to help authorities by posting amber alerts...

To make sure you read the posts they will be posted by slutty girls that don't want kids

The unintended side effect is that it will only help predators not waste their time (that one is already taken)

Obama calls for universal healthcare...this is all part of a plot to bankrupt the USA when extra terrestrials show upOk enough I have to prepare my show!