Tuesday headlines return!
Hey all - time to get back into the game. Just a reminder I have showcases May 1st at the Players Bar and Grill 8:30 PM 551 N. Ogden and May 4th 10:30 PM Kitty Moon 63?? N. Clark.
Democrats subpoena Alberto Gonzalez's text messages...They were disappointed by all the "IDNR"s - I do not recall Did you really think there'd be anything there? Everyone knows Gonzalez and Rove are bff's
Sheryl Crow demands Americans only use one square of toilet paper to combat global warming...She did not venture a limit on stretch hummers though (she has 2) This would be a huge boost to the kitchen paper towel market
The mayor of San Francisco declared his city a sanctuary for illegal immigrants...There is some precedent for this in California...Neverland ranch is sanctuary for child molesters Los Angelas in sactuary for celebrity murderersIf the LA one sounds to specific keep in mind in LA celeb. killers is a large demographic
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Democrats subpoena Alberto Gonzalez's text messages...
Sheryl Crow demands Americans only use one square of toilet paper to combat global warming...
The mayor of San Francisco declared his city a sanctuary for illegal immigrants...
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posted by Roy at 13:29
1 Comments:
2 for you, feel free to use them:
The Cubs need two phones in their dugout...one for the bullpen and another one for a direct line to celebrity surgeon dr. james andrews.
The Republicans trying to root out voter fraud are like O.J. searching for the "real" killers.
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