Monday, March 13, 2006

All Man

Chuck T-ShirtChuck Norris, that is. Here is a video of the man reading facts about himself. You can find more facts here.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.


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