Thursday, June 28, 2007

Conservative Cartoons

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Dramatic Chipmunk

I love this. Check out the whole series.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Raccoons invaded my apartment!

So I was sitting on the back porch reading the Reagan Diaries, and I heard this sound in the kitchen. It sounded like someone was home, but when I looked there was no one there. I just assumed the sound came from somewhere else and kept reading. Tick tock 20 minutes go by and I am still hearing sounds in the kitchen, and I look down and there is an adult raccoon about two inches from my leg! She evidently didn't mind me too much, she just kept walking: into my kitchen! So I sorta followed her and looked inside and there were a total of three raccoons - they had knocked over the kitchen garbage and were snacking on corn. I got pictures on my cell phone, but can't get them off the phone, but I did see them again yesterday on my neighbor's roof.
I was shocked. I couldn't believe these treasonous raccoons were disrespecting my human sovereignty. Then one of them stood up and two legs and looked me in the eye. Adorable! So I decided not to kill them, and instead made a lot of noise with a BBQ tool. They sheepishly acknowledged that it was time to go, but were frustrated b/c the point I decided to stand on the porch was their preferred method of leaving. So they made their way to the stairs and they were so fat they had to stop and catch their breath every step. Also adorable!

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Raccoons Invaded My Apartment!

I'll tell you the story as soon as I figure out how to get the pictures on my phone to the internets.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

What's Happening Now

Hey loyal readers, sorry no posts for awhile. I've been busy, but let me briefly catch you up on what's happening now:
  • I submitted a semi-final draft to my advisor for approval
  • I have a show tonight, which will most likely be my final showcase in Chicago. Come if you can 551 N. Ogden 9pm Players Club. By mere coincidence this is also the last show at Players Club. Jay told me there is a super line-up (plus me)
  • Comedy competition Sunday at the Garv Inn in Berwyn. I will put address in the comments maybe tommorow.
  • Going to Philadelphia next week for a friends wedding
  • That's it for now. I will resume regular blogging in one week, but then will go on internet vacation for most of July as I move and settle in.